This kid is on his way to legendary status.

Flavor of the Day: All about the underboob
Fräulein Carisha wants you to have a happy Oktoberfest
Hey Sasha.

Hey Sasha.

May the force be with me…Says Yoda.

May the force be with me…Says Yoda.

Skillz. She’s got them.

Skillz. She’s got them.

it8bit:

Custom Street Fighter Chucks - by Maya Plisetskaya

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WANT WANT WANT! Are these retail?!?!?!?!

Brazilian boy dies after masturbating 42 times. Yes, in a row.

iheartchaos:

A sixteen year old boy in Rubiatos, Brazil was found dead one morning by his parents after his extreme masturbation got the best of him and he apparently died of exhaustion after jerking it straight through the night until morning.

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HOLY FUCK. How did he even do that? I can’t even do 4 in a row without strugglin let alone FOURTY TWO FUCKING TIMES!

iheartchaos:

Fox News interviews Occupy Wall Street protester, gets more than they bargained for

Oh look, it’s someone out protesting who actually has a brain and knows why he’s protesting. Your move, Tea Party.

Fox News just got PWNT.

totalfilm:

Ricky Gervais Golden Globes return planned
Ricky Gervais’ controversy-packed presentation of this year’s Golden Globes was one of our favourite moments of 2011. And it looks like we’ll be getting more of the same in 2012, albeit in a very different format.  Writing for the Wall Street Journal, Gervais revealed: “I don’t think I should host the Golden Globes again, even if I’m asked and that is very unlikely, to be honest… “But because of the greatest thing about our society, freedom of speech, I can still host the Golden Globes, or any event on the planet.  “I am working with a Californian technology company on a live webcast idea.[FOR THE FULL STORY, CLICK ON RICKY OR FOLLOW THIS LINK]

Funniest man in the world today. He got bumped up to 1 when Georgey died.

totalfilm:

Ricky Gervais Golden Globes return planned

Ricky Gervais’ controversy-packed presentation of this year’s Golden Globes was one of our favourite moments of 2011.
 
And it looks like we’ll be getting more of the same in 2012, albeit in a very different format.
 
Writing for the Wall Street Journal, Gervais revealed: “I don’t think I should host the Golden Globes again, even if I’m asked and that is very unlikely, to be honest…
 
“But because of the greatest thing about our society, freedom of speech, I can still host the Golden Globes, or any event on the planet.
 
“I am working with a Californian technology company on a live webcast idea.

[FOR THE FULL STORY, CLICK ON RICKY OR FOLLOW THIS LINK]

Funniest man in the world today. He got bumped up to 1 when Georgey died.